Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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