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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

i cant think of one.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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