- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Kathy Griffin.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A: B: No pun intended.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

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