- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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