- Anti Joke

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Chicken

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Strawberries!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

WNBA

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

what's worst than being gay? being black

tea with milk?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.