Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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I was born.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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My tractor broke down.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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