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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

i dont like chris

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

all these jokes suck ass

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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