An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Anti-joke.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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matty russel are you on here

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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