Life is an elephant, get married.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Women Sports.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

girls basketball

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

vbh

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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