Women's Rights.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Women's sports.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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