what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Anti-joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

modern love

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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