How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

This one time at band camp....

Dick spice

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

pickle sniffer

ecks! why zee?

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

I tell an anti joke!.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I share two rooms with my mother.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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