- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

oh hiya come in

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Matty B

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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