- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

You're Adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Matt Damon

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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