Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Women.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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