Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

bum sex lol

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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