- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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