- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Women's rights...

you just contradicted yourself.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

guess what chicken butt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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