- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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