- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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