Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Weiner

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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