- Anti Joke

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Vagina ass.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

I ponder

neil patrick harris