- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Black History Month

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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