- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Shut the cork up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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