where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Women.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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PENIS

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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This site is easy to upload to...

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Stephen Walking.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

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