Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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terry stockton is straight

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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