A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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