knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Cold camel scrotum.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Women's sports.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

verry nice how mUCH?

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Anti Joke

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