Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Dubstep < Music

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Penis.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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