- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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