- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A blind man walks into a bar

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What is White over Black? Society.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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