Women's rights

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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who is mark

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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