who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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