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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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