How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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women's rights

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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