What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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*insert joke here*

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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