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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Guess what? Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

I'm gay. No homo.

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