- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Darude - Sandstorm

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock knock --Come in.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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