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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Girls

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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