take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Knock knock. Death.

Penis

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Scientology.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

pickle juice?

Womens Rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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