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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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