THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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rape that shit

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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