- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What's 9+10=? 19

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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