Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Gadaffi

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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women

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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