- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

whos gay? you are

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Once upon a time.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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