- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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