There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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