What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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see ya

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Do you know what they say? Words

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Nobody cares.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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