whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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