women leaving the kitchen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Hellen Keller

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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shut up

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Vagina-Boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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