Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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W.N.B.A.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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