Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Your mum is dead

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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I'm Jewish

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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