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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

sixty....eight.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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