- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Sarah Palin is President

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Rob Bell

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Which one is hardest?

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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