Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What flys? A fly

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Whats 0+0 0

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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YOU IS DUM

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Anti Joke

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