- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Yeah right loser!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How much is an abortion? A life

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

c+t+c?

You smell bad? Cool.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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